Giggle Time

SQUEEEE 8 days!!
till I see Adrian again, he booked a flight for the 28th. again with the SQUEEEEE!!

- HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a BEER GUT - he has developed a LIQUID STORAGE FACILITY
2. He is not a BAD DANCER - he is OVERLY CAUCASIAN
3. He does not GET LOST - he INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS
4. He is not BALDING - he is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION
5. He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER - he is GENERATIONALY DIFFERENT
6. He does not get FALLING DOWN DRUNK - he becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL
7. He does not act like and TOTAL ASS - he develops RECTAL CRANIAL INVERSION
8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINISTIC PIG - he has SWINE EMPATHY
9. He is not affraid of COMMITMENT - he is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED
10. He is not a WANKER - he is an OWNER OPERATOR

- HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - she is a BREASTED CITIZEN
2. She is not EASY - she is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE
3. She is not BLONDE - she is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY
4. She has not BEEN AROUND - she is A PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION
5. She is not an AIRHEAD - she is REALITY IMPAIRED
6. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - she gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED
7. She is not HORNY - she is SEXUALLY FOCUSED
8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - she is MEDICALLY ENHANCED
9. She does not NAG YOU - she becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE
10. She is not a SLUT - she is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED
11. She does not have PREMIER LARGE HOOTERS - she is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR
12. She is not a TWO-BIT SLAPPER - she is a LOW COST SERVICE PROVIDER

Now for all of you present at dinner, you are well aware of this so please feel free to do something else!! Meanwhile all of you that were not at that dinner, ENJOY.

- Melody